femiplan?

Dear Kenyan Heterosexuals,

Please explain the difference between femiplan family planning condoms for men and “regular” condoms? What is the femiplan secret? Will it hurt gay men?

Sincerely,

Confused Queer

6 Responses to “femiplan?”


  1. 1 Tamaku July 3, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    The difference is in the gauge: femiplan condoms are ‘juala’ just like supermarket shopping bags. They come bearing a warning on the packet which says “harmful to babies”. I may be wrong!

  2. 2 keguro July 4, 2009 at 3:01 am

    Harmful to baby-making?

    But really, I think this is a question that only heterosexuals are qualified to answer.

    Were I a different kind of scholar, I might compare the different kinds of condom ads currently on tv.

    Some for safety, some for pleasure, some for family planning. Niche marketing?

  3. 3 Shiko-Msa July 7, 2009 at 6:29 am

    Please let me know when you find out. They seem to be marketing Femiplan as a different thing and I was wondering are they not condoms like any other? I’m no expert but I thought a condom is a condom is a condom. Special consideration for quality of course.

  4. 4 Pater Nostra July 7, 2009 at 10:17 am

    Keguro,

    Clearly I am also at a loss to know what is the difference between these condoms. The femiplan male condoms are being taunted as the ‘in’-thing’ these days with men flocking clinics and hospitals to get some. Now I have not as yet come across any specimen (s) but like everyone else I am dying to see what so stupendous and amazing about them. If anyone has a sample, do not hesitate to contact me.

    And also. like everyone else, I am confused. I need answers…and fast!

  5. 5 Maina July 10, 2009 at 9:09 am

    Its all marketing gimmicks! Even Trust came with all the hoopla and where is it now? They even had flavoured condoms! a martian would be forgiven to think they are edible! As if the nether regions will identify the flavour!

  6. 6 keguro July 10, 2009 at 10:00 am

    I suspect well-educated nether regions prefer specific flavors. I have yet to be convinced that educated palates actually like condom flavors.

    Do they have condoms in rosemary and cilantro?


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