Dear Amazon:

Dear Amazon.com:

Thank you for noting I purchased Ms. Jessie Fauset’s Plum Bun.

Ms. Fauset is, I believe, writhing in agony due to your recommendations for further reading: Thug Matrimony, Bitch Reloaded, Every Thug Needs a Lady, and Forever a Hustler’s Wife.

Though I am not a catholic, and neither was she, I will light a candle and hope her spirit can be appeased.

Best,

Keguro